1. In October last year, a now-deleted thread on Reddit asked health inspectors to share their worst experiences on the job. User Chamale told a story about his stepdad. In it, a health inspector catches a cow licking bread.
2. In response, Poem_for_your_sprog, who writes poems in response to thread topics, wrote a poem about cows licking bread.
my name is Cow; wen man with sheeld with hevy tred disturbs my feeld, i feer no stycke, i do not stop – i lowr my h… https://t.co/G3M3Te9rjl
— johnny foam (@3liza)